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Adult site offering $ 100,000 on jugs to open belts

Umps are sent a little at Max Scherzer.

Umps are sent a little at Max Scherzer.
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How much would it take to show your genitals online? Some people do it for free. Some people say they never would in a million years, but let’s face it … everyone has their price, and it was just named after some of Major League Baseball’s elite pitchers.

That’s true. It appears that CamSoda, one of the world’s largest adult webcam services, is taking a page out of the former White Sox Steve lyons’ Playbook.

According to reports, the adult website Max Scherzer, Sergio Romo, Jacob deGrom, Trevor Bauer, Zach Wheeler, Gerrit Cole and Shohei Ohtani have offered $ 100,000 to drop for a one-hour webcam show on the website “Trou” and theirs Belt to open “. This offering comes a day after Scherzer and Romo made scenes in their respective fields by opening their belts and removing several other pieces of equipment to inspect them for foreign matter MLB guidelines for referee pitcher inspection.

Obviously this is a ridiculous proposition. I mean, these guys make millions and millions without showing anyone their private lives. If CamSoda was really serious about getting an all-star MLB pitcher for their hour-long “porn,” they must be at least seven digits. These pitchers don’t get out of bed for less than a cool mil.

At the moment, Trevor Bauer is the only pitcher I could see for this idea. Bauer is known to take part in some strange endeavors, and we all know he doesn’t care too much what he does online. He might sign up for this show just for fun.

Should pitchers ultimately choose to “stand up” for the Internet, this is not something baseball fans would like to see. I’ve never seen a baseball game and thought, “You know what? That would be a lot better if the pitchers weren’t wearing pants. ”I’ve never wondered what their testicles look like, and I never thought their talents would be better served on an hour long adult webcam show. If CamSoda really wanted to attract a lot, they’d make this offer to Jimmy Garoppolo, Cristiano Ronaldo, Bartolo Colon – you know, the athletes we watch make us wonder how on earth can someone’s jaw be chiseled like someone’s abs ? can be shaped in such a way as to make the whole world of sports cheer a crack of the bat. These people.

However, I will say that this idea opens up several possibilities for adult video in the future. I have no idea what it would be called, but imagine a grown-up movie star playing the role of a referee who inspects a pitcher glove and finds an illegal sticky substance. The referee notifies the pitcher that he will be suspended for the remainder of the season. The mug asks, “There’s nothing I can do to change your mind?” Boom! Copyright ©. My idea. Stay away from it. It’s a golden goose.

Obviously, this is just an obvious marketing scheme used by the website to get attention and get featured on some sports news websites. Hmmm .. Doh !!. It’s clear the site doesn’t expect any of the named pitchers to take their offer, but by making such an outrageous, so hilariously unprecedented offer, it gets attention and that’s all they really care about, right?


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